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Tuesday 29 January 2013

Where's my $5 million?

     After Donald Trumps offer to Barack Obama that he publish his birth certificate proving he was born in the United States for a mere, say, five million dollars, many felt the need to mock Mr. Trump. Needless to say, Obama did not respond to the offer, and so his birth continues to remain a mystery. However, liberal comedian Bill Marr found the whole situation to be quite funny, and so made an offer to Trump. Marr asked Trump to prove he was not related to a chimp, once again for $5 million.
     And so, Mr. Trump handed over his DNA and requested his reward. Marr had been "joking" and so refused, but Trump argued that, since his offer had been legitimate, this one had too. Mr. Marr is now being taken to court for refusing to pay Mr. Trump.
     That's pretty sweet irony if I do say so myself. 

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